I just saved a kid's life.

Earlier today, the Kindergarten teacher came into my office and said, "Do you have a screwdriver?"

"Yes, what kind?"

"Actually, can you just come help? [Child] got his head stuck in a chair."

"What?"

"He stuck his head through the back, and he can't get it back out. Can you help?"

"Ok."

"You can't laugh, I had a serious face about this, and you can't laugh."

"Ok."

You probably know how hard it is not to laugh when you're unscrewing a chair back to get a kindergartener's head out of the chair. While all the other kindergarteners are staring at you. It was awesome! I save the day AGAIN!

I'm so cool, they should name the freezer section in Dillons after me.