Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Freestyle ("Bite the ball")

This is pretty much entirely random, but today, I really want to see someone who irritates me, and take off, full speed, shoulder down, head up, and level him, in a picture perfect tackle, roll over a couple times, then get up and yell some Terry Tate-esque teacher comment, like, "I TOLD YOU, ALWAYS DOUBLE SPACE YOUR ENGLISH HOMEWORK!", or "FAISAL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOUR WORK ON MATH PROBLEMS!" or "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING IN YOUR COMPUTER THIS WEEK FOR THE UPGRADE!"

Would that not be awesome?

Maybe I need to exercise more.

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