We're in a flat world...

...as I am reminded while in Dubai and see a guy with a gray-streaked mullet walk by in shorts, a Jeff Gordon cut-off-sleeves t-shirt, and a faded Denver Broncos hat.

Then again, it could just be hallucinations. Nah, it's our world.

Whichever part of the body regulates the biological clock hates me now.

I'm off to terminal two! (the wonderful wizard of... oh, that doesn't work. I need a new brainstem.)