Circumvent

Tech support is going to cower, like a mantis, before the aurora of my wrath.

That, or the harbinger of paranoia that says my employer is going to realize I'm grossly incompetent is going to paralyze me into oblivion.

Or, like a tempest, I'll just knuckle down, and solve the conundrum with the galactically colossal powers of my coding skill.

I had too much fun above, all so one person would enjoy it.